cumleak:

"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"

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What’s the number? That’s how much you’re worth.

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#teen wolf

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#thor

alicelongbottem:

Is no one else concerned that at the end of Chamber of Secrets Lucius Malfoy was seconds from Avada Kedavraing Harry Potter before Dobby stepped in? Like, really Malfoy? You’re just gonna kill a student in front of Dumbledore’s office because he have your housekeeper a fucking sock??

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me: forgets i'm wearing eyeliner
me: rubs eyelid
me: who the hell is bucky
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You think I’m not a  g o d d e s s ?

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#game of thrones

linesofreturninggeese:

rsiken:

a black widow prequel would literally be the most interesting movie like

red room??????

a young girl distinguishing herself in the deadliest way possible?????

intertwining cold war history?????

watching an entire regime topple and natalia romanova walking away?????

YES PLEASE
posted 55 minutes ago with 10,544 notes
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evilhag:

not a drama queen, a drama khaleesi

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evil-phil-coulson:

savingsergeantbarnes:

butiknevvhim:

please love yourself as much as anthony mackie loves the falcon

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bridmpreg:

why do i always assume everyone looks like their icon

im not kidding

if your icon was a goat

i would think that you are a goat

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#teen wolf

gameofthronesdaily:

Daenerys Targaryen wed Khal Drogo with fear and barbaric splendor in a field beyond the walls of Pentos, for the Dothraki believed that all things of importance in a man’s life must be done beneath the open sky.

x

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#chris pratt
dear cas